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Japanese-Ghost

Bunuh Diri

Seorang pesakit mental cuba membunuh dirinya dengan terjun ke dalam sebuah sungai tetapi berjaya diselamatkan oleh seorang pesakit mental yang lain pula. Tidak lama kemudian pesakit yang menyelamatkan temannya itu dipanggil oleh doktor yang merawat mereka.

Doktor: Hari ini saya ada dua berita baik utk awk.satu berita baik,dan 1 lgi berita buruk.
Pesakit mental: Apa dia doktor?
Doktor: Pertama sekali,tahniah kerana awak dah menunjukkan tanda-tanda hampir sembuh dpd penyakit awak kerana awak telah meyelamatkan seorang pesakit yg cuba membunuh diri semalam. Berita buruk pula, pesakit yg awak selamatkan itu didapati telah menggantung dirinya selepas awak selamatkan semalam. Malang sungguh.
Pesakit mental: Oh! begitu rupanya. Sebenarnya saya yang menggantungnya supaya dia kering dgn cepat..hee..
Doktor: #@**_!!*&^_# 

Ubuntu and Variants[ most popular linux ]

There are Linux distributions of all shapes and sizes, with varying levels of complexity and difficulty. Some are super-easy to install, and can be installed like any other OS, with minimal knowledge of the command line—you click "OK" a few times and you're up and running. Others require you get your hands really dirty with the underpinnings of the system you're building, making sure it's just right for your specific needs. So which do you prefer? Well, earlier last week we asked you what you thought the best overall Linux distribution was, understanding that "best" is a relative term. Then we took a look at the top five Linux distros, based on your over-400 nominations, and put them to a vote. Now, we're back to crown the overall winner.
Ubuntu (and its variants) took the top spot with room to spare—bringing in just over 51% of the overall vote. Behind it in second place was Linux Mint, with close to 16% of the votes cast, and hot on its heels in third was Arch Linux with just shy of 15% of the total vote. In fourth place with 10% of the vote was the venerable Debian, and bringing up the rear with over 8% was Fedora.
The Hive Five is based on reader nominations. As with most Hive Five posts, if your favorite was left out, it's not because we hate it—it's because it didn't get the nominations required in the call for contenders post to make the top five. We understand it's a bit of a popularity contest, but if you have a favorite, we want to hear about it.

MotoCar

Ferrari.
Ferrari S.p.A. is an Italian sports car manufacturer based in Maranello, Italy. Founded by Enzo Ferrari in 1929, as Scuderia Ferrari, the company sponsored drivers and manufactured race cars before moving into production of street-legal vehicles as Ferrari S.p.A. in 1947. Throughout its history, the company has been noted for its continued participation in racing, especially inFormula One, where it has had great success. Ferrari road cars are generally seen as a symbol of luxury and wealth.

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Nama : Muhammad Hamizan Khalaf Bin Mohd Ghazali
Umur : 19Thn
Lahir : Hospital Besar Ipoh
T.Lahir : 8/10
Hobi : Main Game [ RYL2Avenger ]

Aq Je La yg Salah~

Aq Cuma nk yg Terbaik uNtok dia Ngan aq jEr..